CHARACTERS: Dean, Sam, Gabriel
SPOILERS: through 8.07, though slightly AU
Written for spn_bigpretzel holiday drabble challenge Table #1, prompt #2 WTF is this?. Inspired by a conversation about the demise of Hostess and the certain involvement of Leviathans and SucroCorp.
“Can’t you do anything right?” Gabriel growled as he smacked both Winchesters on the back of the head. “I died trying to save your sorry asses and this is the thanks I get?”
Pacing the floor with a scowl on his face, he jabbed his lollipop at them. “When my baby bro and I got dragged out of Purgatory, I found out that one of the best things my Dad ever created was perverted by the Big Mouths to the point that Twinkies and Ding Dongs are now an endangered species! Geesh! You two muttonheads can’t be trusted with anything!”