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Birthday Cake

Title: Birthday Cake
Author: auntmo9 
Rating:PG-13, for language
Genre and/or Pairing: Gen; Humor

Spoilers: None
Characters: Crowley, Gabriel, Dean, Sam Castiel, Bobby,
Word Count: 446
Disclaimer: I do not own Supernatural or any of its characters.
Summary: Crowley gets a birthday cupcake from Gabriel, with a surprise of course..

A/N: Yesterday was Mark Sheppard’s birthday (as well as mine).And I was tossing this idea around with a few friends. This was the result. This is unbeta'd so all mistakes are mine.

The large cupcake with chocolate frosting and a single candle appeared before him along with a two balloons and some confetti.

 “Bloody Hell,” snapped Crowley, looking up over his glass of scotch. “I am not falling for this again.”

 “What the hell?” Bobby grumbled, setting his book down. “Where did that come from?”

 “Now Crowley,” drawled the newest arrival to the Singer household, as he sauntered towards the kitchen table. “Is that anyway to greet your favorite frenemy? Especially when I come bearing cake for your birthday.”

 “Yes, and the last time you brought me a cupcake for my birthday,” Crowley pointed accusingly at the archangel standing in the corner. “The blasted candle kept re-lighting every time I tried to blow it out.”

 “Hey, trick candles are one of my specialties,” Gabriel said casually as he leaned against the door frame. “If I was thinking, I would have gotten the patent on them when I came up with the idea. Besides, I promise you this time, no trick candles.”

Dean began to snicker while Cas only looked confused. Sam however, became livid. “What?! You created those things?”

 “Well, obviously,” Gabriel said. “Trick candles…Trickster. You don’t have to pull a muscle to think where the name came from kiddo.”

 “How…why…you…I….I spent thirty minutes trying to blow those type of candles out on my sixth birthday because Dean put those things on my cake,” Sam managed to sputter out. “And you are telling me you invented them? Do you exist just to torture me?”

 Gabriel’s only response was a typical smirk.  Cas however, was still confused. “I fail to understand why humans mark the passage of their lives with confections.”

 Gabriel looked as if he had been stabbed again by one of his brothers. “Because cake is good, bro. All holidays should be celebrated with sweets.”

Dean, however, had to add his two cents worth. “Still, candles aren’t necessary. This trick candle thing is one more reason why pie is so much better than cake. No one sticks stupid candles in a beautiful piece of pie. I’d rather have pie on my birthday than cake anytime.”

“Good thing no one asked you. It isn’t your sodding birthday,” Crowley said as he finally gave in and lifted the cupcake up to his mouth to take a bite. But before he could bite into the sweet treat, the candle exploded in his face.

Gabriel doubled over in laughter. “I told you it wasn’t a trick candle. But it was a Roman candle.”

 “Why you little…” Crowley yelled, taking after the archangel.

 “Idjits,” Bobby sighed in frustration, shaking his head. “Why the hell do I seem to attract them all?”


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May. 31st, 2011 01:01 pm (UTC)
Hee! I'm so glad you wrote this! Happy day-after-birthday to Crowley-- and you!

Also, we're both Geminis :-D
May. 31st, 2011 01:30 pm (UTC)
Thank you! Happy early birthday to you...Yours in on the same day as one of my best friends...and the same year I graduated from HS *gulps*...

Geminis rock! :D
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May. 31st, 2011 01:31 pm (UTC)
Yeah, I bet Bobby wants to jump from the ship of fools at times...but it is his house!
May. 31st, 2011 02:23 pm (UTC)
*falls over laughing*
Happy belated!
May. 31st, 2011 02:38 pm (UTC)
Thank you! I am glad I could provide some amusement!
May. 31st, 2011 03:07 pm (UTC)
LOL Awesome. Totally made my morning XD
May. 31st, 2011 03:44 pm (UTC)
Thank you! Glad to bring you some joy!
May. 31st, 2011 05:35 pm (UTC)
*snickers hysterically*

Oh man... fantastic. The 'all holidays should be celebrated with sweets' line was just sheer awesomeness. Perfect way to start the morning.
May. 31st, 2011 05:52 pm (UTC)
Glad I could make you laugh and get your day off to a good start! :D
May. 31st, 2011 06:14 pm (UTC)
Very cute! And I'm sure Cas will be getting Dean pie on his birthday (the eldest Winchester was not subtle ;-)
May. 31st, 2011 06:15 pm (UTC)
Thank you! (And when is the eldest Winchester ever subtle? ;)
May. 31st, 2011 08:06 pm (UTC)
A belated HAPPY BIRTHDAY to my fave demon!^^
Thank you for the heads up and for the sharing, dear, I had no idea...
- The more I'm giggling about the hilarious image of those rascal "idjits" who are obviously trying their best, to go on Bobby's nerves, bwahahahaha...
*giggles about image*

But they forget that Bobby's already Winchester-prooved, so sorry, guys... you'll have to wait for another chance, making your vagaries at the Singer household...^^
*grins hugely*

P.S. OOPS, and sorry again, for NOT congratulating to your own Birthday at first, my dear... looks like I got *coughs* distracted...
*blushes cutely & glares at above mentioned rascals* ♥

P.P.S. I ♥ the edit button!^^

Edited at 2011-05-31 08:30 pm (UTC)
May. 31st, 2011 11:36 pm (UTC)
Than for the birthday wishes. I am also glad you enjoyed the fic!

That edit button is useful,isn't it? ;-)
Jun. 1st, 2011 05:49 am (UTC)
Happy Birthday! And thanks for the fic :) I actually haven't watched the last 2 episodes so I can't comment much yet.
Jun. 1st, 2011 12:12 pm (UTC)
Thank you!
Jun. 24th, 2011 10:09 am (UTC)
Haha, this was great. I love the sense of history between Gabe and Crowley, as if they've been poking at one another for a long, long time. And poor Bobby, he does attract the oddest strays.
Jun. 24th, 2011 01:29 pm (UTC)
Thank you so much! I am glad you enjoyed it!
Feb. 25th, 2012 01:59 am (UTC)
LOL! Poor Bobby, surrounded by idjits.

I think I'll keep a low profile on my next birthday - I wouldn't want Gabe showing up with cupcakes!

Nicely done - happy 1 week old to us!
Feb. 25th, 2012 02:12 am (UTC)
I know! Wouldn't want any trick candles or Roman candles!

Thank you! I am glad you enjoyed it!Happy one week old to us!
Feb. 25th, 2012 05:04 am (UTC)
Adorable : D
Feb. 25th, 2012 02:00 pm (UTC)
Thank you! I am glad you enjoyed it!
Feb. 25th, 2012 05:06 am (UTC)

I loved Gabriel tricking Crowley. There needs to be more 'Gabe and Crowley tormenting each other' fic.

Not to argue with Dean, who has a doctorate in Pie, but we put candles on my mom's birthday coconut cream pie every year.
Feb. 25th, 2012 02:03 pm (UTC)
Yes, I think Gabriel and Crowley would be great at annoying one another!

I agree about candles on the pie. I have one of my best friend's(who probably isn't even aware of SPN)loves pie as much as Dean and even shares a birthday with him. we put candles on his birthday pie, too. But I think Dean would argue with Gabriel and/or Crowley just to argue :D
Feb. 25th, 2012 05:20 am (UTC)
Ha! This is classic. =)
Feb. 25th, 2012 02:03 pm (UTC)
Thank you! I am glad you enjoyed it!
(no subject) - mandraco - May. 31st, 2012 01:42 am (UTC) - Expand
(no subject) - auntmo9 - May. 31st, 2012 03:19 am (UTC) - Expand
May. 30th, 2012 01:20 pm (UTC)
Just the idea of Crowley and Gabriel as frenemies should make everyone in the vicinity (of at least a small country) afraid for their safety.
I just hope that with the roman candles the cake made it out OK. Sweet baked goods are a passion of mine ( I don't differentiate between cake or pie or torte) so I don't want them destroyed for anything else but eating
May. 30th, 2012 02:35 pm (UTC)
I think Dean and Gabriel would agree with you on the cake! (though Dean I am sure would prefer pie).

And yes, Gabriel and Crowley as frenemies should make everyone run for the hills!
May. 30th, 2012 01:46 pm (UTC)
LOL. Thanks for sharing. All those characters in one room is amusing and terrifying at the same time ;) It's very cool that you share a birthday with Crowley.
May. 30th, 2012 02:35 pm (UTC)
Thank you!

And yes, amusing and terrifying that they are all under one roof!
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